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200+ Hilarious Troll Puns to Trip Over (With Laughter) 🧌

Are you ready for a punny adventure full of trolls, bridges, and some classic internet humor? These 200 Troll Puns are guaranteed to have you grinning like a troll under a bridge. Whether you’re a fan of mythical creatures or love to troll online, these puns will have you laughing out loud and maybe even getting a little cheeky. From folklore to online antics, we’ve gathered the best puns to make your day a little more mischievous.

1. Trollin’ Under Bridges 🌉

  1. Why don’t trolls ever get sunburned? Because they always stay under the bridge!

  2. I told the troll I was taking a walk, but he said, “That’s bridge too far!”

  3. The troll was suspended in the air – I guess he had a bridge to cross!

  4. Don’t challenge a troll to a race. He’ll always bridge the gap.

  5. That troll sure knows how to take things to the next level—he’s always under the bridge!

  6. When the troll asked for directions, I told him, “Go ahead, you’re bridging the gap.”

  7. I tried to cross the bridge, but the troll told me, “That’s toll-erable!”

  8. Never try to outsmart a troll; they’re always ready to catch you at the bridge.

  9. I asked the troll if he ever gets tired, and he said, “Not really, I’m just bridging my way through life.”

  10. The troll’s favorite hobby? Bridge building and punning, of course!

2. Trollin’ on the Internet 🌐

  1. I tried to post a meme, but the troll just commented that it was “weak.”

  2. Why did the troll always win at online games? Because he was a web expert.

  3. I told the troll to stop posting negative comments, but he just said, “It’s called trolling for a reason!”

  4. I don’t mind trolls online… as long as they don’t drag me into their webs.

  5. When the troll sent me a friend request, I thought, “Here we go, another bridge to cross!”

  6. I was reading the forum when I realized — that post was full of troll comments.

  7. The troll’s favorite social media platform? Web-titter!

  8. Trolls may not have the best connections, but they certainly have great bandwidth for drama.

  9. I blocked the troll, but he found a way to web his way back into my feed.

  10. Trolls are like pop-up ads — they just keep showing up, no matter how many times you click to close them.

3. Bridge Jokes and Trolls🌁

  1. I told the troll, “Get out from under the bridge!” and he replied, “I’m just bridge-ing the gap!”

  2. What did the troll say when I asked if he was hungry? “I’m just here for the bridge bread!”

  3. I asked the troll if he wanted to play a game, and he said, “I’d rather just bridge the conversation.”

  4. You can’t trick a troll with a fake bridge; they always spot the gap.

  5. Why do trolls make terrible comedians? Because their jokes are always over the bridge!

  6. Trolls are like bridges: they always seem suspicious when you approach them.

  7. I tried to get past the troll, but he just told me, “You’ve got to bridge the difference first!”

  8. The troll’s favorite color? Bridge blue.

  9. Why don’t trolls tell secrets? Because they’re always bridging their own gaps.

  10. I tried crossing the bridge, but the troll just stared at me and said, “I’m the bridge to nowhere.”

4. Trolls and Their Pets 🐾

  1. Trolls love animals — they’re always ruff around the edges.

  2. The troll’s dog is named “Bridge,” because it’s always crossing the line!

  3. Why did the troll adopt a cat? Because he heard they’re purr-fect at crossing bridges.

  4. The troll had a pet hamster. It was always wheel-ing around his bridge.

  5. The troll’s fish was so webbed in the tank, I couldn’t tell if it was a pet or part of the troll’s web!

  6. I told the troll to get a pet bird, but he said, “I’m already flying under the radar!”

  7. What do trolls feed their pets? Bridge mix, of course!

  8. The troll’s favorite pet? A web spider.

  9. I asked the troll if he wanted a pet, and he said, “I prefer my bridge buddies.”

  10. Trolls and pets are a web of fun — mostly because they don’t mind getting caught in it.

5. Troll Wisdom 🧠

  1. The troll’s advice? “Troll the waters before you jump!”

  2. “Life’s a bridge, you’ve just got to cross it,” said the wise troll.

  3. The troll once told me, “Never burn your bridges… unless you’re crossing them with someone you don’t like.”

  4. The best advice I ever got from a troll: “It’s not about where you’re going, it’s about how many trolls you meet along the way.”

  5. When the troll talked about mindfulness, he said, “It’s all about bridging the gap between your thoughts and actions.”

  6. The troll’s secret to happiness?Troll less, laugh more!”

  7. That troll sure knew his stuff: “Always build your bridge before you burn it.”

  8. The troll’s motto? “Never stop troll-ing forward!”

  9. I asked the troll about life’s purpose, and he said, “To make people cross paths with you.”

  10. “Get under the bridge, then troll your way to greatness!” – wise words from an ancient troll.

6. Trolls in Mythology 📜

  1. Why don’t trolls ever get lost in mythology? They always know how to cross the page!

  2. The troll in Norse mythology was very polite — he always trolled with a purpose.

  3. A troll’s favorite mythical creature? A bridge dragon.

  4. Greek mythology says trolls were the first to troll before it was cool!

  5. The troll from the folklore of Scandinavia always had his bridge party invitation ready.

  6. Why was the troll upset in Greek myths? He couldn’t bridge the gap between gods and mortals.

  7. Did you know trolls are experts in myth management? They know how to keep the stories bridging the generations.

  8. In ancient myths, trolls would sneak into villages to “troll” the villagers into doing their chores.

  9. The troll in the Norse tales loved to cross the Bifrost with a smug look.

  10. The best troll mythology? It’s the one where you never get past them without a pun.

7. Trolls at Work 🧑‍💼

  1. Why did the troll get hired as the manager? Because he was great at bridging workplace conflicts!

  2. The troll kept asking for a promotion, but his boss said, “You’re good, but you troll too much!”

  3. What’s a troll’s favorite job? Working in customer service—they love to troll the customers!

  4. The troll wanted a 9-5 job, but they said, “Sorry, your toll payment’s overdue.”

  5. The troll tried to get a job at the bakery, but they said, “Sorry, we don’t knead any more trolls here.”

  6. The troll applied for a teaching position. His first lesson? How to troll in the most effective ways.

  7. When the troll became a therapist, he always said, “Don’t troll your feelings, confront them!”

  8. The troll was the bridge between the project and the deadline — so helpful!

  9. Trolls make terrible accountants. They always bridge the numbers!

  10. The troll’s favorite team-building activity? Trolling the competition.

8. Troll Humor 🃏

  1. Why was the troll always the life of the party? Because he loved to troll around with jokes!

  2. When the troll told a joke, everyone groaned. But that’s just the way he trolled it!

  3. The troll’s favorite comedy genre? Punderful humor, of course!

  4. When the troll entered the comedy club, everyone said, “Get ready for some troll-tastic humor!”

  5. The troll walked into a bar and said, “I can’t troll without a drink.”

  6. What do trolls call a bad joke? A bridge too far!

  7. The troll told a pun so bad that even the internet called it troll-ol-ol.

  8. Why don’t trolls write stand-up? Because they always bridge the punchlines.

  9. What do trolls wear to comedy shows? Pun-ch lines!

  10. The troll’s favorite joke?Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To escape the troll!”

9. Trolls in Pop Culture 🎬

  1. The troll starred in his own movie: The Bridge that Never Ends!

  2. The troll’s favorite TV show? Troll and Order — punny, right?

  3. When the troll appeared in The Lord of the Rings, he said, “I was just trolling for hobbits.”

  4. The troll’s favorite superhero? The Incredible Hulk, because even trolls love to smash!

  5. The troll was ready for his next role — Trolls 2: The Bridge Awakens.

  6. Why was the troll the worst at karaoke? He kept bridging the songs!

  7. The troll’s cameo in the movie? He stole the show with his web of tricks.

  8. The troll was cast in the latest Marvel film as Thor’s annoying sidekick: Trollvengers!

  9. What did the troll say when he saw Harry Potter? “I could troll better than that!”

  10. The troll’s favorite superhero? *Captain Troll – he always saves the day with a bad pun!

10. Internet Trolls 💻

  1. I tried to have a serious conversation, but the troll just kept webbing in random comments.

  2. What did the internet troll say when I asked for advice?Troll the waters, and you might find something useful!”

  3. When the troll tried to start an argument online, he said, “Let’s troll and see what happens.”

  4. Internet trolls love drama; it’s their favorite form of web development.

  5. Why don’t internet trolls ever get tired? Because they web all day and night!

  6. I blocked the troll, but he webbed his way back through a different device.

  7. The troll tried to troll me, but I told him, “You’re just spamming the conversation.”

  8. Internet trolls are like bad Wi-Fi signals — always dropping connections.

  9. The troll’s favorite online game? Troll of Duty.

  10. The best way to deal with internet trolls? Troll them right back with a clever pun!

11. Trolls in Literature 📚

  1. The troll in the book was so clever, he always knew how to troll the readers into his trap.

  2. I tried reading the troll’s autobiography, but it was just a web of lies!

  3. What’s the troll’s favorite genre of books? Troll fiction, of course!

  4. The troll wrote a novel called “Crossing Bridges,” but it was just full of puns.

  5. The troll was upset when his book didn’t sell well. He said, “Guess I’ll just troll along.”

  6. Trolls are great storytellers — they always bridge the gap between legends and truth.

  7. The troll’s favorite poem? The Bridge by T.S. Eliot.

  8. When the troll was writing his novel, he often bridged two sentences with a pun.

  9. Why did the troll not like Shakespeare? He said, “Too many trolls and not enough puns.”

  10. The troll’s best-seller was titled “Troll in the Middle of the Road.”

12. Trolls and Nature 🌿

  1. Why don’t trolls like hiking? Because there are no bridges in the woods!

  2. Trolls love nature — especially webs in trees!

  3. The troll went camping but couldn’t sleep because of all the troll-ing in the forest.

  4. When the troll saw a river, he said, “Now, that’s one bridge I’d love to cross!”

  5. Trolls are great at gardening — they always have the trolliest plants in their backyard!

  6. The troll wanted to climb a mountain, but it was too bridged in snow.

  7. What’s a troll’s favorite flower? The web of the rose.

  8. Trolls are great at fishing, but their line always webs itself up!

  9. The troll loves nature hikes, but he refuses to cross rivers without a bridge.

  10. Trolls often have wild ideas for new ecosystems. They love to bridge new species together!

13. Trolls at the Movies 🍿

  1. The troll’s favorite movie? The Bridge over the River Kwai — he loves a good plot twist!

  2. Why did the troll bring a ladder to the movie? To bridge the gap between the screen and the seats!

  3. The troll’s favorite actor? Troll Hanks, of course!

  4. When the troll went to see the new film, he said, “That movie was troll-tastic!”

  5. What movie do trolls watch over and over again? The Bridge of Madison County.

  6. The troll went to the theater and said, “I’ll troll the popcorn to go, please!”

  7. The troll loves science fiction movies — he’s trolling for new worlds!

  8. What movie does the troll think is overrated? Troll — it’s just a bridge too far.

  9. Why did the troll refuse to watch the horror movie? He was afraid of crossing the line.

  10. The troll wanted to audition for a movie role but was told, “Sorry, you’re just a troll model.”

14. Trolls and Their Famous Catchphrases 🗣️

  1. Troll me once, shame on you. Troll me twice, shame on me!”

  2. The troll’s favorite catchphrase?Bridges before you burn them.”

  3. When the troll was upset, he shouted, “Web it out, man!”

  4. The troll’s go-to phrase for everything was: “Why troll when you can conquer?”

  5. The troll’s new motto? Bridge your ideas, not your problems.”

  6. Troll me if you can!” – the troll’s battle cry.

  7. The troll’s favorite saying: “Never leave a bridge half-built.”

  8. The troll loves saying, “I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.”

  9. When asked about his plans, the troll always responded, “I’ll troll with it and see where it takes me.”

  10. When the troll heard an idea he didn’t like, he’d say, “That’s a bridge too far!”

15. Trolls and Their Fashion Style 👗

  1. Trolls love fashion — their signature look? A web-like sweater!

  2. The troll was known for his impeccable bridge shoes.

  3. When the troll walked into the room, everyone noticed his trollish charm.

  4. Trolls prefer casual fashion, but never without a bridge jacket.

  5. The troll wore a hat that read, “Trollin’ it all day.”

  6. The troll’s favorite accessory? A web-bed scarf, of course!

  7. When the troll went out for a night, he always made sure his troll-inspired shoes were on point.

  8. Trolls are known for their comfy clothes — bridge leggings, anyone?

  9. The troll went shopping for new clothes, but his favorite item was a bridge-printed t-shirt.

  10. The troll’s go-to fashion statement: “If you’re not trollin’ it, you’re doing it wrong!”

16. Trolls in Science 🧪

  1. The troll loved science class — he was always bridging the gap between biology and chemistry.

  2. The troll was obsessed with astronomy — after all, the web of space is endless!

  3. The troll tried inventing a new element, but it turned out to be too trollish.

  4. The troll’s favorite scientific principle? Trollodynamics.

  5. Why did the troll become a scientist? He loved to troll with new discoveries!

  6. The troll was great at chemistry — he always bridged the reactions perfectly.

  7. The troll believed in extraterrestrial life — after all, even trolls are known to troll the universe.

  8. The troll once told me, “The key to science is always bridging knowledge and curiosity.”

  9. The troll tried to create a potion, but all it did was troll me into laughing.

  10. The troll’s favorite science experiment? Troll cells under the microscope!

17. Trolls and Their Favorite Foods 🍔

  1. The troll loves troll-fish sandwiches — can’t get enough of them!

  2. The troll’s go-to snack? Bridge bread with butter.

  3. Why don’t trolls ever eat at fancy restaurants? They prefer troll food, like grubs under a bridge!

  4. The troll tried cooking but kept trolling the recipe cards.

  5. What’s the troll’s favorite drink? A nice cold trollade.

  6. Trolls love a hearty breakfast — troll pancakes with maple syrup!

  7. The troll made a sandwich, but forgot the bridge of cheese.

  8. The troll’s favorite dessert? Bridge pudding!

  9. The troll is really into spicy food, but not too spicy — just the right amount to troll your tastebuds!

  10. The troll is known for his famous troll cake, which is always a web of delicious layers.

18. Trolls and Their Favorite Activities 🏃‍♂️

  1. Trolls love fishing — but they never bridge the gap with their catch.

  2. What does the troll do in his free time? Troll around the neighborhood, of course!

  3. The troll’s favorite sport? Bridge building!

  4. Why did the troll take up jogging? He was trying to bridge the gap in his fitness!

  5. The troll loves biking, but only on roads that have plenty of bridges to cross.

  6. When the troll isn’t trolling online, he’s trolling through nature hikes.

  7. What’s the troll’s favorite workout? Troll-ups and squats!

  8. The troll enjoys birdwatching — especially when they’re bridging the gap between trees.

  9. The troll loves soccer, but he always kicks the ball under the bridge.

  10. Trolls excel at bridge-building competitions — no one can bridge the gap like them!

19. Trolls and Their Relationships 💘

  1. Why do trolls make bad romantic partners? Because they’re always bridging gaps in communication!

  2. When a troll gives advice, it’s always: “Don’t troll your partner, love them.”

  3. Trolls may be misunderstood, but their hearts are as big as a bridge.

  4. The troll said to his partner, “I’ll never cross you, I’ll always support you.”

  5. The troll wanted a romantic gesture, so he built a bridge made of roses.

  6. The troll’s idea of a perfect date? A romantic bridge walk.

  7. When a troll gets upset, they like to troll themselves back into a good mood.

  8. The troll and their partner went on a date at the bridge café.

  9. Trolls always appreciate love – but don’t troll with their feelings!

  10. The troll’s relationship advice: “Love is about building bridges, not walls.”

20. Trolls and Their Favourite Holidays 🎉

  1. The troll loves Halloween — it’s the perfect time to troll people in costume!

  2. On Christmas, the troll always decorates the bridge with festive lights.

  3. The troll’s favorite holiday is April Fools — they love to prank their friends!

  4. The troll’s idea of a great holiday? A bridge party on New Year’s Eve.

  5. The troll tried to make a Valentine’s Day card, but it was just a web of puns.

  6. Trolls get excited for Independence Day — they love watching the fireworks from their bridge.

  7. For Thanksgiving, the troll gave thanks for all the troll-tastic food.

  8. The troll’s favorite holiday food? Troll turkey with mashed potatoes.

  9. The troll enjoys Easter, especially when he’s trolling for eggs.

  10. On his birthday, the troll loves celebrating with friends at the bridge bar.

Conclusion

We’ve come to the end of our troll-tastic journey through the world of clever quips, puns, and wordplay! From trolling your friends with hilarious catchphrases to sharing some troll-inspired recipes, it’s clear that trolls are much more than the mischievous creatures we once thought. Whether they’re making us chuckle with their web-woven humor or charming us with their love for bridges, trolls never fail to deliver a good laugh.

Remember, life’s too short to take too seriously, so the next time you’re feeling down, just pull out a troll pun and watch the laughter flow like a mighty river under a bridge. After all, troll humor is the best kind of humor — punny, playful, and always guaranteed to bring a smile.

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