200+ Funny and Affirming Nonbinary Puns You’ll Love

1. Not Here for the Binary 🧃

1. I’m nonbinary, not nonbrilliant.

2. My gender has left the chat labeled “binary.”

3. I told the binary system, “Thanks, but I’m on a different wavelength.”

4. Gender binary? More like gender bye-nary.

5. I’m too vibrant to be either/or.

6. They called me undecided—I call it expanded options.

7. I don’t check boxes, I design new ones.

8. I’m not stuck between—I’m thriving beyond.

9. Binary who? I’m on the spectrum’s VIP list.

10. I’m 100% nonbinary—not even a little bit sorry.

2. Pronoun Town 🏷️

1. I go by they/them, not “eh, them?”

2. You say “those pronouns are new”—I say they’re just fresh!

3. I’m not confused—I’m they-lightful.

4. What do you call respectful grammar? Proper they-tiquette.

5. Call me by my pronouns or call me leaving.

6. Why did the pronoun cross the road? To get to the valid side.

7. My pronouns aren’t optional—they’re grammatically fabulous.

8. They is kind. They is smart. They is valid.

9. If “they” confuses you, imagine how cool I must be.

10. Let’s conjugate love and decline hate.

3. Identity Eruption 🌋

1. My gender identity erupted—and I lava it.

2. Call me magma—I’m under pressure but still radiant.

3. My identity is not unstable—it’s eruptively unique.

4. I don’t break the binary—I melt it.

5. Gender norms? I volcano-no.

6. My vibe is ash-hot and lava-bright.

7. I lava myself just as I am.

8. Call me a pyroclastic flow—I’m fast, fierce, and fluid.

9. Don’t bottle me up—I’m molten awesome.

10. If you feel shaken, that’s just my genderquake.

4. Enby Energy ⚡

1. You can’t spell energy without enby (well… metaphorically).

2. My aura’s nonbinary and fully charged.

3. I don’t walk—I glide on confidence.

4. My energy is like my gender: radiant and real.

5. I don’t chase vibes—I generate them.

6. Enbies are powered by cosmic confidence.

7. I run on validation and glitter.

8. I’m not indecisive—I’m just multitalented.

9. I light up rooms with they-dar.

10. This enby’s got voltage.

5. Fashion is Fluid 👠

1. My closet is a gender-free zone.

2. I don’t dress for the binary—I dress for the applause.

3. I wear what speaks to me—usually in sequins.

4. My style is “nonbinary but make it couture.”

5. I don’t blend—I bedazzle.

6. My gender expression? Runway-ready.

7. Clothes don’t have genders—but I give them vibes.

8. I accessorize with authenticity.

9. My pronouns go with every outfit.

10. This fit? Certified they/them-thentic.

6. Cosmic Enby 🌌

1. My gender floats somewhere between Jupiter and joy.

2. I’m nonbinary—my zodiac sign is galactic glitter.

3. I’m not an alien—I just dress like one.

4. My gender? Interstellar excellence.

5. Call me a comet—I streak across expectations.

6. I orbit no norms.

7. They/them? More like space/them.

8. My identity is lightyears ahead.

9. I don’t fit the mold—I make asteroid belts out of it.

10. Binary systems collapse under this gravity.

7. Lava Who You Are ❤️‍🔥

1. I lava you just the way you are.

2. There’s no wrong way to identify—just hot ways.

3. The only label I need is “lava-approved.”

4. My pronouns are burning bright.

5. They/them? Eruption of joy.

6. The hotter the lava, the cooler the enby.

7. My authenticity? Molten.

8. Love is lava-fluid.

9. I lava my enby friends—they’re so explosive.

10. Erupt with confidence. You’re hot stuff.

8. The Binary Bouncer 🚫

1. Can’t get in? Must be a binary-only club.

2. I brought the enby energy—they didn’t have space.

3. I bypass the rules with a glitter pass.

4. They said “choose a side.” I chose none of the above.

5. I’m not breaking the mold—I’m just not part of it.

6. Gender roles? I’ve been kicked out of better gigs.

7. They said “stick to one.” I said “stick to joy.”

8. This enby don’t queue—we glide.

9. Keep your categories—I’m building a dancefloor.

10. You can’t box me—I’m a prism.

9. Grammar Goals ✍️

1. I rewrite the rules—one pronoun at a time.

2. My identity has perfect syntax.

3. They’re not just pronouns—they’re plot development.

4. I’m not a typo—I’m intentional style.

5. Grammar loves me—I’m non-conforming but correct.

6. My story’s not bound by old editions.

7. Pronouns? Proofread with pride.

8. I’m the semicolon of gender—complex and cool.

9. Please don’t misplace me—I’m not a modifier.

10. Every sentence needs a little they/them flair.

10. Fluid & Fabulous 💧

1. My gender flows like jazz.

2. I’m not indecisive—I’m just water in motion.

3. You can’t freeze me—I’ll just evaporate labels.

4. I’m a spectrum—not a spout.

5. Gender norms can’t catch me—I’m a rushing stream.

6. I don’t settle—I splash.

7. My vibes ripple through the binary.

8. I’m fluid like color in a prism.

9. Gender’s not black and white—it’s a watercolor wash.

10. I hydrate with affirmation.

11. Enby Humor Hour 😂

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? They. They who? They’re iconic!

2. What’s an enby’s favorite ride? The Fluid Coaster.

3. Why did the enby go to school? To get they-grees.

4. My gender isn’t a joke—but I am hilarious.

5. I’m a stand-up enby—I identify as funny.

6. Binary puns? Sorry, not in my act.

7. What do you call a confused computer? Non-binary-coded.

8. How do enbies tell time? With a they-watch.

9. Laughter is nonbinary—it comes in all tones.

10. I’m not male, not female—just pun-derful.

12. Everyday Enby ☕

1. I start my day with pronouns and coffee.

2. This mug is labeled “They Fuel.”

3. I pack lunch, joy, and fluidity.

4. My planner has no gender—just goals.

5. Work meeting? I’ll be there—with they/them post-its.

6. I grocery shop in the “vibes only” aisle.

7. I go with the flow—and the good Wi-Fi.

8. My calendar is booked with being valid.

9. I respond to emails and compliments.

10. I sign off: They out!

13. Gender Euphoria Glow ✨

1. Call me by my name—I light up.

2. Pronouns hit right? I shine like sun on lava.

3. I don’t walk—I sparkle.

4. Euphoria is my favorite natural resource.

5. I glow in “thank you for asking.”

6. My light isn’t new—it’s just unboxed.

7. Enby joy? It’s contagious.

8. I don’t need validation—but it looks good on me.

9. This smile is pronoun-powered.

10. Gender joy is real—and radiant.

14. Spectrum Superstars 🌈

1. The binary’s black and white—I’m full-color.

2. Gender isn’t two lanes—it’s a rainbow highway.

3. I’m not undefined—I’m undefinedly brilliant.

4. Spectrum pride means more shades of awesome.

5. My gender? Somewhere between vibe and light beam.

6. This identity comes with prism protection.

7. Rainbows aren’t limited—and neither am I.

8. Colors blend beautifully—and so do I.

9. You can’t dim a full-spectrum light.

10. I’m not the in-between—I’m the incredible.

15. Glitter & Grit ✨

1. I sparkle through awkward questions.

2. My strength? Nonbinary resilience with a shimmer finish.

3. I don’t sweat—I glitter.

4. Glitter is nonbinary—it sticks to everyone.

5. My glow-up isn’t gendered—it’s golden.

6. I shine on my terms.

7. You can’t sweep away my sparkle.

8. When life gets rough, I add sequins.

9. I make resilience look fabulous.

10. Strength and sparkle go they-in-hand.

16. Enby Royalty 👑

1. I’m not a king or queen—I’m a them-peror.

2. Bow down to the pronouns.

3. I wear my crown genderlessly.

4. Ruling outside the binary—one pun at a time.

5. My kingdom? Joy and self-expression.

6. All hail the enby legend.

7. I walk with pride—like royalty in combat boots.

8. I sign laws with they/them flair.

9. You may kiss the hand—if it consents.

10. I decree today a day of self-love.

17. Gender Explorers 🧭

1. I found myself off the map.

2. The road less labeled? That’s where I thrive.

3. My compass points to authenticity.

4. I’m not lost—I’m freely wandering.

5. No trail? I blaze it myself.

6. Every step says, “I am valid.”

7. You won’t find me in guides—I’m an original.

8. Discovery is daily, and I’m glowing.

9. My gender journey has snacks and joy.

10. Every explorer has their/them gear.

18. Label Liberators 🏷️

1. Labels are cute—but not required.

2. I wear what fits—not what’s expected.

3. Some labels itch—so I ditched ’em.

4. I don’t reject labels—I remix them.

5. If you must label me, try “radiant.”

6. Unlabeled and proud.

7. I define the words—not the other way around.

8. My gender can’t be scanned—it’s priceless.

9. I come with glitter, not barcodes.

10. No tag? No problem.

19. Allies & Affirmations 🤝

1. Use my pronouns? Instant bestie.

2. Respect is always in style.

3. Allies don’t assume—they ask and affirm.

4. Standing with enbies means standing tall.

5. Every “they/them” is a hug.

6. Allies don’t misgender—they glow us up.

7. Support isn’t hard—just human.

8. Affirmation: the easiest superpower.

9. One kind word can melt gender fear.

10. Enbies and allies? Unstoppable team.

20. Nonbinary Nirvana 💫

1. I’m not in a box—I’m in bliss.

2. My identity is pure harmony.

3. This enby has reached inner peace mode.

4. Nonbinary doesn’t mean messy—it means magnificent.

5. I breathe in pride, exhale joy.

6. My soul is labeled limitless.

7. Gender nirvana: just being me.

8. I vibe with balance and unapologetic selfhood.

9. No fences, no rules—just truth.

10. Enby enlightenment? I’m glowing already.