200+ Joust for Laughs: The Funniest Medieval Puns and Knightly Wordplay

1. Knights of the Pun Table 🛡️

1. I knighted my sandwich — now it’s Sir Lunch-a-lot.

2. He was a knight in “shiny” denial.

3. Never joust a book by its cover.

4. Armor up, buttercup!

5. The knight was feeling a bit sword today.

6. He had a knightmare about losing his shield.

7. That knight was punstoppable!

8. Draw your sword… or at least sketch it first.

9. I was knighted for my sharp wit.

10. The knight quit because he had too much on his plate.

2. Castle Quips 🏰

1. The castle was moated in mystery.

2. Walls have ears—and bad puns.

3. The queen said, “Let’s turret up!”

4. I built a joke fortress—it has pun-dations.

5. That drawbridge joke was a real letdown.

6. I’m the jester of this domain-ion.

7. The king crowned himself the pun-ultimate ruler.

8. His favorite room? The pun-geon.

9. Don’t take offense, it’s just a castle wall.

10. This humor has been royally approved.

3. Jester Jokes 🤡

1. Why don’t jesters tell secrets? They jest can’t.

2. A jester’s favorite instrument? The pun flute.

3. His jokes were court-ordered.

4. That jester was clowning royalty!

5. It’s pun o’clock in the joke court.

6. I jest can’t help myself.

7. He laughed so hard, his bells fell off.

8. That fool was no joke!

9. They say laughter is medieval-sonic.

10. I was sceptered into comedy.

4. Dungeon Delights ⛓️

1. That pun was a cell-out.

2. Dungeon humor is dark but illuminating.

3. You gotta lock in those punchlines.

4. I tried to escape but the jokes chained me down.

5. That was a torture-ous pun!

6. He was imprisoned for stealing all the laughs.

7. Key-ping these puns going!

8. Don’t be so guard-ed.

9. The rats left—said the puns were too cheesy.

10. Even the walls groaned.

5. Fair Maidens & Funnies 👸

1. She was maiden for royalty.

2. That pun swept her off her slipper.

3. She was beauty and the pun.

4. Her knight in shining pun-derwear arrived.

5. Fairly pun-omenal, milady!

6. Her dress had dragon-scale sequins.

7. The princess refused to be pun-derestimated.

8. She ruled the realm with grace and giggles.

9. Every pun needs a lady laugh.

10. She had high jest-eem.

6. Dragon Drama 🐉

1. That dragon was totally flamin’ hilarious.

2. I’ve got a scorcher of a joke.

3. No tail-ing how funny dragons are.

4. Scale it back with the puns!

5. This humor’s dragon on.

6. A knight’s worst pun-nemy.

7. Puff the Magic Punster.

8. He fired up the joke room.

9. You’re such a hoard-core dragon!

10. That joke was fire-breathing funny.

7. Magical Wordplay 🔮

1. That wizard’s wand was a pun stick.

2. Spell it out: p-u-n-s!

3. I cast “laughius maximus!”

4. Wands up for wit!

5. That joke has potent-charm.

6. Enchanté, pun-believer!

7. The potion master mixed up punchlines.

8. It’s a brew-haha!

9. My crystal ball says more puns ahead.

10. Magically pun-tastic!

8. Sword Swings & Word Slings ⚔️

1. I blade you laugh!

2. Slicing through serious with puns.

3. That’s a pointed joke.

4. Parry, thrust, and pun.

5. He was edgy with his humor.

6. En garde your laughter!

7. Cutting-edge comedy!

8. I duelled him in a pun fight.

9. Fencing in some funny.

10. Crossword blades!

9. Royal Family Funnies 👑

1. The king was dethroned by puns.

2. Long pun the queen!

3. His highness loves low humor.

4. This pun was royal-tee approved.

5. He inherited the crown—and the clown.

6. It’s a monarchy of mirth.

7. Their royal seal? A laughing lion.

8. He knighted his dog—Sir Barksalot.

9. I curtsy to cleverness.

10. All rise for his punship!

10. Peasant Humor 🚜

1. I hay-lariously enjoyed that.

2. This pun’s field-tested!

3. Crop it out, you joker.

4. Peasants plow through the punchlines.

5. Hoe-down for humor!

6. That’s a barn-burner of a joke.

7. Dirt cheap comedy.

8. He’s the village pun-idiot.

9. Grain of truth, bushel of jokes.

10. This humor’s well-grounded.

11. Mead & Merriment 🍻

1. Let’s ale the laughs.

2. Mead me halfway with that pun!

3. Hop to it, jester!

4. This comedy is fully brewed.

5. Fermenting some funny thoughts.

6. The tavern crowd was pitcher-perfect.

7. Pour decisions lead to puns.

8. I bar-relly laughed.

9. Drink and jest be merry!

10. Meadieval times were the best!

12. Scrolls and Scribes 📜

1. This pun’s worth writing down.

2. He inked a contract with comedy.

3. The scribe was word-perfect.

4. Illuminated with laughs.

5. Calli-groan-phy at its finest.

6. That joke? Manuscripted gold.

7. Pun-and-paper delivery!

8. Don’t quill the vibe.

9. The joke scrolls on.

10. Wax poetic, seal with a giggle.

13. Troubadour Tunes 🎵

1. This song’s a lyre!

2. A lute-iful pun!

3. I chord-ially invite you to laugh.

4. Stringing along these jokes.

5. A melody of mirth.

6. He was pun-damentally musical.

7. The rhyme before time.

8. They sang in punison.

9. Verse you glad it’s funny?

10. Minstrel show of snorts.

14. Tournament of Laughs 🏇

1. He joust wanted a laugh.

2. Lanced with humor!

3. The competition was pointed.

4. Tilt your head back and giggle.

5. Horseplay at its finest.

6. Shield your sides!

7. Spear-it of fun!

8. The crowd reined it in.

9. A knight to remember.

10. Armor-d with punchlines.

15. Medieval Market Mayhem 🧺

1. Fresh puns daily!

2. Ye olde groan store.

3. Bartering for belly laughs.

4. That pun’s a steal!

5. Wheat a joke!

6. Pun-pernickel, anyone?

7. Spilling the mead and the memes.

8. Try our swordfish—pun-fresh!

9. Haggling over hilarity.

10. I mint that joke sincerely.

16. Wizard School Wits 🧙‍♂️

1. Spelling is mandatory.

2. Potion up some laughter.

3. Magical math: pun²!

4. I aced Pun-nomancy!

5. The pun-cil of elders approves.

6. Enroll me in Hahaha-warts!

7. Wizardry 101: Punderstanding.

8. Cauldron up the jokes!

9. Cloak and pun-agger.

10. Staff picks: most enchanted puns.

17. Siege Engine Silliness 🏹

1. Launch the punapult!

2. That joke hit the target.

3. Siege the moment.

4. The trebu-jest is ready.

5. Arch your back laughing!

6. Flaming punchlines inbound!

7. It’s a pun-barrage.

8. Armor your sides!

9. Catapulting comedy.

10. That hit me in the funny bone.

18. Herald Headlines 📯

1. Hear ye, hear ye — top pun edition!

2. Extra jest, extra laugh!

3. The scrolls speak of chuckles.

4. Daily groan-icle released.

5. Papyrus with purpose.

6. Town crier’s got punchlines.

7. Today’s pun forecast: mostly punny.

8. Breaking news: court jester promoted!

9. “Quill” you laugh at this?

10. Noble nonsense printed and posted.

19. Holy Hilarity ⛪

1. Thou shalt not skip this pun.

2. Church of chuckles.

3. Prayers answered—with punchlines.

4. Hallowed be thy joke.

5. The pun-itent jester.

6. Laughs are sin-sational.

7. Abbot and Costello, medieval edition.

8. Divine comedy, literally.

9. A monk-y business.

10. Holy smite, that’s funny!

20. The Grand Feast of Giggles 🍗

1. Feast mode: activated!

2. Turkey-leg pulling jokes.

3. Pass the pun-kin pie.

4. That joke was gravy.

5. Roasted and toasted.

6. Fit for a king (of comedy)!

7. Dinner and a laugh.

8. Fork yeah!

9. Puns well-seasoned.

10. Tabled this one for dessert.