200+ Camel Puns That Are Hump Day Approved and Hilarious 🐫

1. Hump Day Highlights 🐫

1. It’s not Wednesday, it’s Hump Daylight Savings.

2. Camels always get over things—they just take it one hump at a time.

3. I tried to tell a joke, but the camel said it was a dry delivery.

4. My camel meditation group? Very zen-dune.

5. That camel’s gossip? Heard it through the sand-vine.

6. I met a pessimistic camel—he was really a glum-p.

7. Don’t rush a camel—they do things at their own pace-ture.

8. She started a desert band called The Sandy Humpers.

9. My camel won’t stop bragging—he’s got a real egoasis.

10. That camel’s so chill, he’s basically a no-drama dromedary.

2. Desert Diva Drama 🌵

1. Camels don’t sweat the small stuff—they spit it out.

2. She’s not dramatic, she’s just Sahara-ious.

3. The camel walked out of the show—said it was too thirst-rate.

4. Don’t mess with a diva camel—she’ll chew you out.

5. My camel’s in a band—lead vocals for Spit Happens.

6. Drama in the dunes? Sand-tillating!

7. The camel broke up with her boyfriend—he wasn’t her type of sand.

8. Camels on a reality show? Keeping Up with the Kand-humps.

9. I heard the camel’s autobiography is pure hump fiction.

10. That camel gives shade better than a palm tree.

3. Sand-tastic School Life 📚

1. Camels don’t skip class—they just take re-hump courses.

2. He majored in Camel-culus.

3. That camel’s GPA? Grade Point A-sand.

4. I asked him if he studies—he said, only during dune-time.

5. Camels in chemistry? Always evaporate expectations.

6. The camel’s favorite subject? Spit-ritual Studies.

7. He failed gym class—kept desert-ing it.

8. The camel got detention for spitting truths.

9. She brought a cactus for show and tell—very on point.

10. Camels don’t cheat—they believe in hon-humpsty.

4. Vacation in the Dunes ✈️

1. I planned a trip with a camel—he packed light.

2. Camel vacations are great—no traffic, just sandstorms.

3. That camel books through Trip-Hump-visor.

4. Travel tip: camels prefer shade over upgrades.

5. He left a review: 5 stars, no water needed.

6. They took a cruise called the SS Spitfire.

7. My camel’s passport is filled with sand stamps.

8. She said the hotel bed was too deserted.

9. We rode through customs—no need to hoof it.

10. That camel vacationed in Ibiz-hump.

5. Camel Career Paths 💼

1. My camel works in IT—he debugged a sandworm.

2. She’s a motivational speaker—hump-lifting stories only.

3. That camel runs HR—hump resources.

4. Camels in finance? Watch out for spit-market crashes.

5. He opened a bakery—specialty: dune-nuts.

6. She started a taxi service—called Camel-to-Go.

7. The camel became a lawyer—great at deserting guilt.

8. I interviewed a camel—very humployable.

9. He’s a therapist—specializes in hump trauma.

10. That camel opened a juice bar—smoothie sandstorm.

6. Love in the Sahara ❤️

1. They met on Tinderbox.

2. Camel dating is tough—too many dry runs.

3. He gave her a cactus—prickly but sweet.

4. It was a blind date, but they clicked on contact.

5. The camel’s wedding? A desert union.

6. They broke up—said it was too arid to continue.

7. I wrote a poem: Roses are red, sand is beige, I’d cross a dune to hump your page.

8. His pickup line? I’ve got two humps and a heart full of dreams.

9. They went to dinner—ate dates under date palms.

10. True love lasts until the next sandstorm.

7. Family Herd-tage 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

1. Meet my camel cousins—twice humped, once removed.

2. Grandma’s cookies are sand-sational.

3. The camel’s family tree? Rooted in dry humor.

4. We had a family reunion—packed tighter than a caravan.

5. Uncle Joe? Always spitting dad jokes.

6. My camel mom always says, “Hydrate before you migrate.”

7. The camel family crest? Three humps and a mirage.

8. Baby camels are called adorahumps.

9. My dad’s advice? “Don’t take no hump for an answer.”

10. Mom made lunch—sandwiches, of course.

8. Party in the Oasis 🎉

1. Camels don’t party hard, they party hump.

2. The DJ? DJ Sandstorm.

3. We danced till dawn—hump and grind.

4. Camel conga line? Straight up hilarious.

5. They served cactus cocktails.

6. Party favors? Mini sunscreen bottles.

7. We played games like Pin the Hump.

8. One camel did a belly hump dance.

9. The theme? Sands of Time.

10. That party was so lit, it set off a heatwave.

9. Fashion in the Dunes 👗

1. Camels wear sandals, naturally.

2. That camel’s scarf? A total dune-chic look.

3. I heard camel couture is very on-trend.

4. The runway? Just a well-trodden dune.

5. My camel wore shades—desert cool.

6. Camel fashion week? Sahara Strut.

7. He accessorized with a hump pack.

8. The latest trend: minimalist miragewear.

9. Dune-colored everything—it’s the neutrals of nature.

10. My camel’s outfit? Sheer desert elegance.

10. Foodie with a Hump 🍴

1. Camel cuisine includes sandwiches with extra sand.

2. He eats at DuneDash.

3. Favorite dessert? Spit crème brûlée.

4. Camels love hummus—especially the humpus kind.

5. I asked for water, they gave me cactus juice.

6. Camel café? Try the Mocha Mirage.

7. They dine at Chez Humpé.

8. Their favorite snack? Pita with personality.

9. He only eats organic—from the desert co-op.

10. That camel cooks—but only under sun ovens.

11. Fitness with the Fittest 🏃‍♂️

1. Camel yoga? Hot and humpy.

2. They only do Pil-hump-ates.

3. No weights, just sandbags.

4. They never sweat—desert metabolism.

5. My camel’s cheat day includes extra dates.

6. Hump squats are brutal.

7. He ran a sand marathon.

8. Camel CrossFit? Spit and grit.

9. They do desert sprints—avoiding predators helps.

10. Her gym playlist? “Eye of the Camel.”

12. Movie Nights Under the Stars 🎬

1. We watched “Hump Fiction.”

2. Next up: “Raiders of the Lost Sand.”

3. That camel loves “Duney Tunes.”

4. We skipped “Frozen.” Too unrealistic.

5. The camel cried at “The Lion King of the Dunes.”

6. Favorite actor? Sand-ra Bullock.

7. She said “Jurassic Park” was spit-tacular.

8. Horror films? Too spooky for camels.

9. We watched “Hump Alone.”

10. That camel gave two hooves up.