200+ Botox Puns That’ll Leave You Wrinkle-Free From Laughing 💉

1. Wrinkle in Time 🕰️

1. My forehead’s smoother than my pickup lines.

2. I tried to frown, but Botox called a timeout.

3. My expressions are on vacation—indefinitely.

4. I haven’t aged, I’ve just been paused.

5. Botox made my face future-proof.

6. I have no wrinkles—just history.

7. Botox: The real wrinkle in time.

8. I keep my secrets—and my crow’s feet—hidden.

9. I told my lines to back off, and they did.

10. My mirror thinks I’m from 2012.

2. Smooth Criminal 🕶️

1. Caught smooth-handed again.

2. My skin’s guilty of being flawless.

3. Botox stole my creases and didn’t leave a trace.

4. I’m breaking the law—of gravity.

5. My cheeks have an alibi: they were lifted.

6. Botox: the ultimate cover-up.

7. I’m wanted for excessive smoothness.

8. Locked up for wrinkle laundering.

9. These results are criminally good.

10. Botox—no crime, just time served.

3. Frozen Assets ❄️

1. My face is in a deep freeze.

2. I invest in Botox—high yield, low movement.

3. I’ve frozen time… and my forehead.

4. I’m emotionally available, just not visibly.

5. My reactions are on ice.

6. Botox: where my money stays cool.

7. Assets locked, wrinkles blocked.

8. I’m not mad, just well-chilled.

9. My face hasn’t moved since January.

10. Botox is my version of cryogenics.

4. Expressionless but Impressed 😐

1. I’m laughing on the inside, promise.

2. Botox keeps my poker face undefeated.

3. No smile? No problem.

4. I’m amused—you just can’t tell.

5. I wear my Botox like a badge of calm.

6. I react with my soul, not my face.

7. My Botox face is my resting joy.

8. So expressive I don’t need movement.

9. Botox: silencing drama since forever.

10. Call it stoic-chic.

5. Injection Protection 💉

1. Shielded by science and a little sting.

2. These lines don’t stand a chance.

3. Botox—my anti-wrinkle vaccine.

4. Guarded by the poke patrol.

5. Frown prevention starts here.

6. My face is under protective custody.

7. I wear my injections like armor.

8. Botox is my SPF—Smooth Preservation Formula.

9. No worry lines allowed past this point.

10. Beauty with a dose of defense.

6. Botox and the City 🏙️

1. Big city, bigger cheekbones.

2. My therapist? A dermatologist.

3. I can’t do brunch—I’m booked for Botox.

4. Wrinkles don’t survive in this zip code.

5. I’m a smooth talker in every borough.

6. Botox is my favorite accessory.

7. My face is Upper East Side exclusive.

8. Carrie had shoes, I have syringes.

9. Botox makes me a real city slicker.

10. Keep your drama—I’ve got smooth skin.

7. Age is Just a Number—And I Forgot Mine 📆

1. I don’t age—I touch up.

2. I’m aging like a cryogenically sealed wine.

3. My age? Ask my injector.

4. I’m not in denial—just in Botox.

5. Time paused when I found a good clinic.

6. I’m 40, but my face is on its gap year.

7. Botox reset my biological clock.

8. I’ve been 35 for a decade.

9. My wrinkles retired early.

10. Age gracefully? I prefer age chemically.

8. Resting Botox Face 😑

1. This is my happy face… no, really.

2. I’m smiling internally.

3. My joy is Botox-bound.

4. I’ve got resting glam face.

5. Botox gave my sass a smooth upgrade.

6. I keep my emotions under wraps—and skin.

7. This face is in airplane mode.

8. Call it tranquil chic.

9. My forehead is peace personified.

10. Botox: where expression takes a break.

9. No Lines Allowed 🚫

1. This is a wrinkle-free zone.

2. Botox enforces a no-crease policy.

3. I drew the line—and erased it.

4. My skin doesn’t do punctuation.

5. Say no to fine lines and yes to fine wine.

6. Botox, blocking creases since forever.

7. My frown lines fled the scene.

8. Even my receipts have more lines than me.

9. Lines? I prefer my skin plotless.

10. All lines are canceled.

10. Prick Me Baby One More Time 🎶

1. Oops, I smoothed it again.

2. I’m just here for my favorite poke.

3. Botox is my top hit.

4. I can’t feel my face—and I like it.

5. My playlist is Botox and chill.

6. Getting stung never looked this good.

7. I dropped the needle… into my forehead.

8. Every wrinkle erased is a remix.

9. Beauty on repeat.

10. Prick, plump, and party.

11. Face Value 💰

1. I’m an investment piece.

2. My face appreciates with every unit.

3. Botox is my favorite asset.

4. I spend where it shows.

5. I put my money where my frown was.

6. My ROI? Radiance on injection.

7. Beauty is priceless—but Botox has a bill.

8. I cashed in my fine lines.

9. Botox is my currency of confidence.

10. Worth every prick and penny.

12. That’s the Lift! 🏋️‍♀️

1. Botox is my emotional support lift.

2. I skipped the gym and raised my brows.

3. This is my anti-gravity routine.

4. Botox pumps me up—no squats required.

5. My forehead’s in better shape than I am.

6. I’m lifting spirits and arches.

7. Botox: a forehead’s personal trainer.

8. Upward mobility? Botox gets it.

9. Brow goals, achieved.

10. My face is lifted and gifted.

13. Say No to Crow’s Feet 🐦

1. These birds don’t land here.

2. My eyes are for seeing, not creasing.

3. Botox is my aviary deterrent.

4. Flight canceled: crow’s feet blocked.

5. I bird-proofed my beauty.

6. Wings belong on eyeliner, not wrinkles.

7. My eye corners are off-limits.

8. No talons in my timeline.

9. Not today, feathered friends.

10. I clip those crow’s feet at the source.

14. Laugh on the Inside 😂

1. Botox is the inside joke.

2. I’m laughing—just subtly.

3. My face missed the punchline.

4. Humor? Internalized.

5. I giggle with grace (and Botox).

6. Funny bone active, forehead passive.

7. I’m LOLing below the surface.

8. Who needs facial cues when you’ve got sarcasm?

9. I save my creases for paper.

10. Comedy, but make it smooth.

15. The Fill Good Factor 🧴

1. I feel good, I fill great.

2. Botox fills the void—literally.

3. Fill ‘er up with fabulous.

4. I inject joy straight into my dermis.

5. I’m brimming with smoothness.

6. Happiness is one appointment away.

7. Botox makes my face and day brighter.

8. Self-care in every cc.

9. I’m a glass half-full of filler.

10. Fill me once, shame on age.

16. The Great Freeze 🧊

1. My face is officially in deep freeze.

2. Winter is coming—to my forehead.

3. Botox is my cold shoulder to time.

4. I’m giving the ice queen a run.

5. No melt, just perfection.

6. Chilled to aesthetic perfection.

7. Freeze frame every time.

8. I’ve got ice in my veins—and skin.

9. Botox is my frosty secret.

10. Cool as a non-wrinkled cucumber.

17. Sassy Without the Stress 😎

1. Botox took the tension off my temples.

2. My sass is smooth and sophisticated.

3. I bring drama with no stress lines.

4. Botox is my calm-down elixir.

5. I’m all spice, no furrow.

6. My clapbacks don’t crease me.

7. I deliver shade without shadowing my eyes.

8. Botox lets me roll eyes wrinkle-free.

9. My face is zen; my mouth is spicy.

10. Smooth and savage.

18. The Pause Button ⏸️

1. Botox paused me at fabulous.

2. I hit hold on aging.

3. My skin’s been buffering since 2020.

4. I’m frozen in my prime.

5. My laugh lines hit snooze.

6. Botox is my still-life filter.

7. I’m a paused portrait.

8. Time stopped—at the clinic.

9. Botox: because pause is powerful.

10. My beauty is in permanent limbo.

19. Cheeky Business 😏

1. Botox raised my standards—and my cheeks.

2. Cheekbones that could cut glass.

3. I smirk without shifting.

4. My cheeks don’t sag—they sass.

5. Botox gave me angles and attitude.

6. My grin is on silent mode.

7. These cheeks don’t leak emotion.

8. I keep it cheeky and chic.

9. No creases, just curve.

10. Botox gave me plump privilege.

20. The Final Poke 🎯

1. One last jab to seal the smooth.

2. The end… but wrinkle-free.

3. Botox is the mic drop of beauty.

4. That last poke hit different.

5. Smooth sailing from here on out.

6. Wrinkle, wrinkle, little scar—just kidding, flawless star.

7. The finale is frozen in time.

8. Botox—ending on a high (brow).

9. My skin’s curtain call.

10. Fade out, not wrinkle in.