200+ Funny Baseball Puns, Jokes and One-Liners ⚾️

1. Batter Up! 🍳

1. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity—it’s impossible to put down, just like my bat!

2. I told my bat a joke—it cracked up.

3. My batting average is higher than my math grade!

4. I hit the gym, but it didn’t count as a home run.

5. I tried to swing by your house, but I struck out.

6. I’m not superstitious, just a little stitious at the plate.

7. My bat’s name is “Whiff-erine” because it loves to miss.

8. The batter couldn’t focus—he had too much on his plate!

9. I’m the batter half of this duo.

10. My bat and I have a solid bond—we just click.

2. Pitch Perfect 🎯

1. The pitcher had a terrible breakup—he just couldn’t let go.

2. I’m pitching this joke to you: it’s a curveball!

3. I told a joke on the mound—it was a real screwball.

4. I threw my alarm clock—it didn’t catch the pitch.

5. The pitcher was so fast, he broke the speed pun-it.

6. That pitch was so good, it should be in a museum!

7. I’ve got 99 problems, but a pitch ain’t one.

8. I’m pitching for laughs and aiming for the strike zone!

9. Why did the pitcher bring a ladder? To throw high heat!

10. His pitches were so bad, they got walked off the field.

3. Infield Shenanigans 🧤

1. The second baseman opened a bakery—he’s great at short dough.

2. First base called—it misses you.

3. I made it to third base… with snacks.

4. The shortstop is short, but stops everything.

5. Our infield is tighter than grandma’s Tupperware lids.

6. The ump said I was out—I said, “Not without dinner first!”

7. I tried to steal second, but it had a better hiding spot.

8. Infielders do it with glove and grace.

9. Playing infield is ground-breaking work.

10. That double play? Pure glove poetry.

4. Outfield Antics 🌲

1. Outfielders are just grass enthusiasts with great arms.

2. I go deep like an outfielder in a breakup.

3. My glove and I are in a long-distance relationship—outfield life.

4. He caught feelings… then a fly ball.

5. If you can’t outfield ’em, out-fun ’em!

6. Why did the outfielder bring a net? To catch up!

7. That outfield catch? Legendary-leaf!

8. Center fielders are just GPS with gloves.

9. I may be in left field, but I’m always right.

10. That outfielder really caught the mood—and the ball.

5. Dugout Digs 🛋️

1. Our team spends more time in the dugout than a golden retriever.

2. The dugout is just a bench with gossip.

3. Why do baseball players love the dugout? It’s pitch-perfect!

4. Dugout rules: no snacks left behind.

5. Our coach lives in the dugout—should we send mail?

6. The dugout is where dreams and sunflower seeds go to chill.

7. That joke was so bad, I got benched.

8. I’m not benched—I’m resting my legend.

9. Life’s better in the dugout with friends and Gatorade.

10. It’s not a timeout, it’s a strategic snack break.

6. Base-ic Instincts 🧠

1. First base is where the magic begins.

2. Second base: where awkward glances become daring dashes.

3. Third base is just a hop, skip, and trip to home.

4. I stole second—hope no one calls the base police.

5. Bases are like feelings—easier to run past than stay on.

6. I’m not clingy, I just love staying on base.

7. They say take it one base at a time—wise words.

8. Runners be like: “Catch me if you can, coach!”

9. I tripped rounding third—call it a blooper reel.

10. Running bases is my cardio and comedy routine.

7. Umpire Humor 🧑‍⚖️

1. The umpire’s favorite music? Anything with good calls.

2. Umpires don’t argue—they declare.

3. I called the ump a poet—he always has final word.

4. “You’re out!” said the umpire and my mom at the same time.

5. Don’t fight with the umpire—he’s got the rule book and a stare.

6. The ump’s strike zone is more mysterious than Area 51.

7. I tried bribing the ump with nachos—it didn’t work.

8. Umpires are just failed philosophers with great posture.

9. Behind every great game is an ump quietly judging you.

10. The ump wears black because he’s the reaper of runs.

8. Catcher Chuckles 🥎

1. Catchers have trust issues—everyone runs away.

2. I asked the catcher for advice—he just squatted silently.

3. Catchers have the best seats and the worst knees.

4. You know you’re a catcher when you flinch at everything.

5. That pop-fly was music to the catcher’s ears.

6. The catcher called my jokes foul.

7. Life behind the plate—mask on, sass up.

8. A good catcher never misses the punchline.

9. Catchers: part ninja, part therapist.

10. The catcher’s favorite phrase? “Gotcha!”

9. Home Run Humor 🏠

1. My dating life? All strikeouts and solo homers.

2. He hit a home run so big, it landed in another game.

3. I dream in home runs and walk-offs.

4. My dog hit a homer—tail wagging all the way.

5. I swing for the fences and occasionally my own feet.

6. That joke went out of the park!

7. Home runs: baseball’s mic drop.

8. When in doubt, swing it out!

9. I hit a homer in Wii Baseball—still counts.

10. I hit it so hard, the ball sent a postcard.

10. Double Play Days 🔁

1. Life’s better when you turn two.

2. That double play was smoother than jazz.

3. Two outs, one breath—classic baseball yoga.

4. Double play: because once just isn’t enough.

5. I live for the double-take double play.

6. Our middle infielders have psychic chemistry.

7. That play was a glove story.

8. Double play? More like double slay.

9. Infielders be like: “Catch. Toss. Wow.”

10. That play had more twists than a soap opera.

11. Baseball Foodie Fun 🌭

1. I mustard up the courage to catch a foul dog.

2. That nacho was a home plate hero.

3. Popcorn and pop flies: a perfect combo.

4. Baseball: the only sport that feeds you mid-play.

5. I relish every moment at the concession stand.

6. The snack lineup is my real MVP.

7. I stole second… with a churro.

8. Pitch me a pretzel next!

9. Nacho average baseball game.

10. I go for the peanuts, stay for the puns.

12. Walk-Off Wonders 🚶

1. That walk-off hit walked right into history.

2. I left work early with a walk-off excuse.

3. Walk-off wins are just mic drops in cleats.

4. The pitcher walked me—guess we’re friends now!

5. Walk-offs: the only acceptable dramatic exits.

6. I didn’t run, I casually walked it off in style.

7. That walk-off was so smooth, it moonwalked.

8. Walk-offs are just home runs with flair.

9. I walk it like I talk it… to first base.

10. Walk-off wins: baseball’s version of fireworks.

13. Training Day Tickles 🏋️

1. I bench more players than weights.

2. My warm-up routine is 90% dancing, 10% baseball.

3. I told the treadmill I’m not running from my problems—just bases.

4. Our stretching circle is more giggle than quad.

5. My coach said, “Work on your core,” so I ate apples.

6. Practice makes perfect…ly average!

7. Every swing during training is a swing at reality.

8. I lift dumbbells and team spirits.

9. Sprinting drills? I thought we were bonding!

10. My batting practice is more comedy than contact.

14. Baseball Lingo Laughs 🗣️

1. I’m fluent in baseball and sarcasm.

2. “Can of corn” sounds delicious and confusing.

3. “Chin music” is not on my playlist.

4. “Frozen rope”? Sounds like an Elsa home run.

5. “Around the horn” is how I call my cow.

6. “Texas leaguer” – yeehaw, that’s a hit!

7. “Worm burner”? My garden is concerned.

8. “Ducks on the pond” makes me hungry, not strategic.

9. “Hit the cycle”? Sounds like a spin class!

10. I once tried to explain “OPS” and got an eye twitch.

15. Rookie Rumbles 🧢

1. Our rookie asked if the dugout had Wi-Fi.

2. He wore his cap backward—on Zoom.

3. Rookie mistake: brought a soccer ball to practice.

4. He said, “When’s halftime?”

5. Our rookie slid into home—and landed in the snack pile.

6. He asked if “stealing” bases was illegal.

7. The rookie brought sunscreen… to a night game.

8. He thought a “balk” was a bird call.

9. He practiced bunting with bread.

10. Rookie motto: fake it till you whiff it.

16. Legendary Lineups 🏆

1. Our lineup’s so stacked, it leans.

2. That cleanup hitter? He also cleans up at karaoke.

3. We put the “fun” in “functionally unstoppable.”

4. My lineup could beat gravity.

5. That batting order was poetry in motion—and motion sickness.

6. Every hitter’s walk-up song is a certified bop.

7. Our leadoff guy runs faster than rumors.

8. That 9-hole hitter? Secret weapon disguised as dessert.

9. Our lineup hits like a truck made of home runs.

10. Even the benchwarmers bring the heat.

17. Baseball Fan Funnies 👕

1. I cheer so loud, the players get scared.

2. My lucky jersey hasn’t been washed since the last win.

3. I caught a foul ball and feelings.

4. I came for the game, stayed for the wave.

5. I do seventh-inning stretches like yoga class.

6. I boo the sun if it’s in my eyes.

7. My foam finger is my emotional support item.

8. I bought 3 hot dogs “for the team.”

9. I once lost my voice and still heckled in sign language.

10. Baseball games: where adults become loud snacks in seats.

18. World Series Wit 🌍

1. The World Series is just baseball’s Oscars.

2. It’s not just a game—it’s a global event with nachos.

3. World Series? More like whirl of emotions.

4. I wear my lucky socks all seven games.

5. The pressure could melt a diamond—good thing we play on one.

6. The World Series: where legends and blisters are made.

7. I cried harder during Game 7 than at my graduation.

8. That walk-off? Legendary. My voice? Gone.

9. These games should come with tissues and tacos.

10. My emotional support glove was working overtime.

19. Rain Delay Riffs ☔

1. Rain delays: baseball’s forced nap time.

2. We play harder at tarp-sliding than actual games.

3. The coach said, “It’s raining,” and I said, “Praise be!”

4. I make paper boats during delays—full fleet.

5. Rain delay = snack delay = tragedy.

6. I brought an umbrella, not a miracle.

7. It’s just water—let’s play underwater baseball!

8. I practiced puddle-sliding. I’m ready.

9. My cleats are now swim fins.

10. I miss the field, but I enjoy the snack bar tsunami.

20. Grand Slam Send-Off 🚀

1. That grand slam sent the ball into orbit.

2. I hit a grand slam in my dreams—still counts.

3. Grand slams: breakfast and baseball approved.

4. You know it’s gone when the bat flips itself.

5. I don’t always swing, but when I do—it’s epic.

6. That slam was so grand, it tipped its own cap.

7. I brought four home—mom’s proud.

8. We all screamed… and not just for ice cream.

9. The ball filed a missing object report.

10. One swing to rule them all!