If you’re a Star Wars fan looking to add some humor to your galaxy, you’ve come to the right place. Our collection of Star Wars jokes is packed with clever wordplay, fan-favorite references, and lighthearted puns inspired by the iconic sci-fi saga. Whether you love the original trilogy, the prequels, the sequels, or even the spin-offs, these jokes will give you a reason to laugh like a Wookiee.
Perfect for kids, adults, and hardcore fans alike, these jokes cover everything from Jedi wisdom and Sith mischief to droid mishaps and Yoda-style punchlines. You’ll find clean, family-friendly humor that’s perfect for parties, game nights, Star Wars Day celebrations, or just adding some fun to your day.
Whether you’re sharing them in the Millennium Falcon, over a cup of blue milk, or during a lightsaber duel, these jokes are sure to strike back with laughs. We’ve included short zingers, Q&A-style gags, and playful one-liners so every fan can find something to enjoy.
So grab your lightsaber, channel your inner Jedi (or Sith), and get ready for a galaxy full of giggles. And remember — the Force will be with you… always.
1. Jedi Jokes 🧘♂️
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Why don’t Jedi use the internet? Too many Sith-phishing scams.
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Obi-Wan never gets lost—he always uses “the Force” GPS.
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That Jedi’s stand-up act? Forcefully funny.
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Yoda went to comedy school. He’s a laugh master.
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Never play cards with Jedi—they always deal with Force.
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Jedi don’t do yoga—they already master balance.
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Lightsaber? More like LightZINGER.
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The Jedi refused dessert—it was on the dark side.
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I asked a Jedi for a joke—he said, “May the puns be with you.”
2. Sith Snickers 😈
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Darth Vader always brings the force of laughter.
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Why did the Sith cross the road? To get to the dark side.
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Palpatine told a joke—it was shockingly bad.
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The Sith hate puns—they’re too lighthearted.
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Kylo Ren tried stand-up… but he kept bombing.
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Vader is a real choker on stage.
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Don’t anger the Sith—they’ll roast you with lightning!
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Darth Maul is two-faced with his humor.
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The Sith have no chill—just cold, dark sarcasm.
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Even the Sith can’t resist a good lightsaber pun.
3. Wookiee Wisecracks 🐻❄️
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Chewie started a band—it’s all about the fur-monica.
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Wookiees don’t shave. They grow on you.
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Hair today, gone… never.
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Wookiees are paw-sitively hilarious.
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Chewie’s new cologne? Eau de ROOOAR.
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Why don’t Wookiees tell secrets? Because they’re hair-raising!
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Furry funny, those Wookiees.
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That Wookiee joke? Totally un-fur-gettable.
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Chewbacca moonlights as a stand-up—he crushes it!
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What’s Chewbacca’s favorite dessert? Wookiee cookies!
4. Droid Gags 🤖
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Why did C-3PO break up with R2-D2? Too many arguments—binary incompatibility.
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R2-D2’s DJ name? “Beep Beep Bops.”
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I asked a droid to tell a joke—it had a circuit-tickling punchline.
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Droids are great at math—they have built-in calculators!
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Droids don’t ghost you—they just go into sleep mode.
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I spilled water on my droid—he said, “You shorted me!”
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BB-8 tried ballet—he rolled with it.
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Why don’t droids lie? They can’t process deception.
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R2’s jokes beep hilarious.
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Droids are never tired—they just recharge!
5. Yoda Yuks 🧓
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Funny, this joke is.
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Laugh, you must.
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Do or do not—there is no whine.
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Judge me by my puns, do you?
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Size matters not—unless it’s a laugh.
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Yoda opened a comedy club: “The Dagobah Ha-Ha Hut.”
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Yoda’s favorite pasta? Fettucine the Force.
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Calm you must stay, funny this will be.
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Mmmm, punny this one is.
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May the fork be with your dinner.
6. Lightsaber Laughs ⚔️
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I lit up when I saw that pun.
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That joke was cutting edge.
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Don’t bring a knife to a lightsaber pun-fight.
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Slicing through boredom, one joke at a time.
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Why don’t Jedi use scissors? They’ve got lightsabers.
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That pun had real saber-tude.
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Sharp wit? Jedi must have.
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I got burned by that lightsaber zinger.
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A pun so good, it glows.
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That joke really struck a chord—red or blue.
7. Death Star Delights 🌑
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That joke was a total blast.
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I tried to tell a joke on the Death Star—it blew up.
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Death Star contractors must’ve cut corners.
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That punchline? Planet-shattering.
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Watch out, this humor’s fully operational.
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It’s the size of a moon—and the humor is stellar.
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The Empire’s jokes? A little forced.
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Death Star jokes are a real explosion of fun.
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Why’d the Death Star fail? No sense of humor.
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I heard they rebuilt it with puns.
8. Stormtrooper Zingers 🎯
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I’d tell a Stormtrooper joke, but they’d miss the point.
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Stormtroopers are bad at hide-and-seek—they always miss.
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I asked a trooper for help—he shot down the idea.
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Can’t hit a punchline, either.
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Stormtrooper target practice: pun edition.
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Missed again!
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Even their jokes don’t land.
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They laughed—then missed the next line.
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Hilariously off-target.
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They always bring the pew-pew humor.
9. Force Funny Business 🌌
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I feel a giggle disturbance in the Force.
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May the puns be with you.
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Force jokes? Strong with this one.
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Jedi mind trick: You’re now laughing.
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I Force-chuckled.
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Light side, dark side, laugh side.
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The Force works in pun-derful ways.
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I force-fed that joke and it worked!
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Gravity can’t hold down this punchline.
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The Force awakened… and told a dad joke.
10. Rebel Ribticklers 🚀
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The Rebellion’s top weapon? Humor.
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Rebels with a cause—to make you laugh.
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May the pun be against the Empire.
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These rebels don’t joke around—oh wait, yes they do!
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Luke’d me right in the pun!
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That punchline? Totally X-winged.
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Han it to them, they’re funny.
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Rebels break rules—and comedy barriers.
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Don’t underestimate a funny Rebel.
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Punching up the Empire, one joke at a time.
11. Han Solo Hilarity 🎯
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Han shot first—and delivered the punchline second.
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Han Solo? More like Han SO-LOL.
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Smuggled in some humor with that line.
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“Never tell me the odds… of not laughing!”
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That joke made the Kessel Run in under 12 laughs.
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I Chew-bacca’d my drink when I heard that pun.
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Han never freezes in comedy carbonite.
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He’s got a blaster—and a sharp wit.
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“I know” — iconic and comedic.
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Solo… but never alone in humor.
12. Leia Laugh Lines 👑
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Leia’s buns? Only matched by her pun game.
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General punner of the Resistance!
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Leia’s jokes rebel against bad humor.
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“Help me, Obi-Wan—this pun is too funny.”
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She’s royal-ly hilarious.
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Don’t under-estimate her zingers.
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Leia’s sass is her secret weapon.
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Her punchlines have force fields.
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“I love you.” “I know… it’s funny.”
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A princess with killer comedic timing.
13. Mandalorian Mirth 🛡️
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This is the pun.
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Mando’s humor? Dry but deadly.
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I have spoken… another joke.
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Blasting boredom with beskar wit.
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He doesn’t laugh often—but when he does, it’s grogu-geous.
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The Way? Straight to funny town.
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Bounty hunting… for laughs.
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Grogu stole the punchline (and my heart).
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Din Djarin’s humor? Surprisingly warm.
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You had me at “Mudhorn egg.”
14. Ewok Chuckles 🌲
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Ewoks are tree-mendously funny.
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Short jokes? They specialize.
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That humor is forest-fed.
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Ewok this way to the comedy club.
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Cuddly… but hilarious.
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Yub-nubbin’ it up!
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Woodland giggles ahead.
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Those fursuit jokes were bearable.
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Ewoks: small size, big laughs.
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Totally treemendous stand-up.
15. Cantina Quips 🍸
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Don’t talk smack in the Cantina—they’ll pun back.
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That band’s music? Punny as heck.
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I told a joke—Greedo laughed first.
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Alien humor: out of this world.
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Bartender said, “No droids.” I said, “Just jokes.”
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Best punchlines served in blue milk.
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“We don’t serve your pun here!”
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Obi-Wan cut in with a killer one-liner.
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The Cantina’s comedy is species inclusive.
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Got a laugh? Now that’s worth a few credits.
16. Podracer Puns 🏁
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These puns go full throttle!
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I’m just here for the “vroomor.”
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Anakin’s favorite joke? A fast one.
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That pun passed me at lightspeed!
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Podracing: where every joke is high-octane.
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One-liners that leave sand in your teeth.
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Start your engines—and your giggles.
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That zinger spun out in turn 3.
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The only thing faster than a pod? That punchline.
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Jokes powered by hyper-fuel!
17. Clone Comedy 🧬
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That joke? A real copycat.
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Clones always deliver… even if it’s the same joke.
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They laugh in unison—it’s eerie.
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Commander Cody’s puns? Replicated excellence.
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Clones don’t improv—they follow joke protocol.
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Every punchline: genetically funny.
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They all have the same sense of humor—literally.
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I told one clone a joke—they all laughed.
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Echo? Or just a repeated pun?
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Stormtrooper humor with clone precision.
18. Droid Dating Jokes 💘
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C-3PO went on a date—he brought a data bouquet.
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R2 said, “Beep beep”—translation: “You’re cute.”
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BB-8’s speed dating is a roll of the dice.
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Droid pick-up line: “You auto-complete me.”
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They broke up—turns out, no emotional software.
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Love.exe has stopped responding.
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I found love on Tind-R2.
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Droids prefer circuits over heartbreak.
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Love in binary is just 1s and awws.
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Their sparks really flew—literally.
19. Galactic Giggles 🌌
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A laugh heard across the galaxy.
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Punchlines with planetary pull.
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From Hoth to Tatooine—jokes travel fast.
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Interstellar humor? It’s universal.
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I told a joke on Coruscant—it got Senate approval.
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Space puns have orbital charm.
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I shot that joke into orbit—it stuck the landing.
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Alien comedy: totally Martian-approved.
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This collection? Stellar.
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Zero gravity, max laughter.
20. Pun Wars: The Final Laugh 🌟
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It’s a pun-demonium out there.
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The Force is strong in this one-liner.
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I’ve got a bad punning about this.
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The galaxy far, far away—now just a giggle away.
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Lightsabers and light laughs.
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Use the Forks, we’re out of spoons.
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You were the chosen pun!
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Every saga ends with a laugh.
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The sequel trilogy? At least the jokes were good.
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Star Wars: Return of the Pun.
Star Wars jokes for Kids
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Yoda one for me, kiddo!
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What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-kabob!
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
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R2-D2 is great at keeping secrets — he’s a real beeper of silence.
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Why did the Jedi cross the playground? To get to the dark slide!
FAQs
Are these Star Wars jokes safe for kids?
Yes, all jokes are clean, family-friendly, and perfect for young Padawans.
Can I use Star Wars jokes for Star Wars Day?
Absolutely! They’re perfect for May the 4th celebrations.
What type of Star Wars jokes are included?
A mix of puns, one-liners, and Q&A jokes covering characters, ships, and classic quotes.
Are these jokes funny for non-fans too?
Yes, but fans will appreciate the references even more.
Can I post these jokes on social media?
Definitely! They make great Instagram captions or TikTok content.
Do these jokes cover all Star Wars movies?
Yes, we include humor from the originals, prequels, sequels, and spin-offs.
Are there Yoda jokes in the list?
Of course — some of the funniest ones are Yoda-inspired!
Can I tell these jokes at work?
Yes, they’re lighthearted and work-appropriate.
Are there Star Wars puns too?
Yes, we’ve included plenty of clever wordplay.
Where can I find more themed jokes?
Browse our full joke collection for more movie and fandom humor.
Conclusion🌌
Whether you’re a Jedi master of mirth, a Sith lord of sarcasm, or just a droid trying to understand human humor, we hope this collection made your day extra galactic. Keep punning, keep smiling, and always remember—the pun will be with you… always.
